To whom it may concern,

Hello! 

My name is Robert and I’m a Senior Game Designer currently living in my hometown of Cary, NC. I’ve been working in the industry for nearly two decades, including nine years as Game Designer, most recently as a Senior Technical Designer at Funcom, where I build new gameplay features and acted as Product Owner for content releases to Conan Exiles and Dune: Awakening.

I really have no idea who you are, what you’re up to, or whether or not I should be a part of it; but since you're here checking out the SFW version of my website I'd venture to say you're a pretty cool person of discerning taste. If you're working on something neat and you think there may be a way I can help, it's pivotally important that you call me immediately.